Harper Downsizes God & Justice

There's only enough room for one omniscient & omnipotent being in Canada, and Harper ain't leaving, so the Cons are cutting funding for KAIROS, a front for all those dangerous heretics in the, uh, Anglican, Catholic, Christian Reformed, Lutheran, Mennonite, Presbyterian & United Churches, and the Quakers. They were going to waste a massive 0.04% of CIDA's ODA budget, or $1,775,000 yearly, to help resettle people who have lost their homes and livelihoods because of rising sea levels, and to help a legal clinic in the Congo that assists rape victims, among other projects. Good. I am sure these funds can be better spent supporting properly righteous evangelical groups expose false prophecy like climate change and repeat the parable of the talents from a by-your-own-bootstraps Thatcherite perspective. Clearly, God should have learnt from Keen, Tinsley & Kennedy: there's only one Boss around here. Listen to these losers: "Bishop Susan Johnson of the Evangelical Lutheran church said the loss of CIDA funding will hurt the ability of Kairos to help the needy in other countries. She urged church members to call their MPs to express their support for Kairos and to ask for the federal government to reverse its decision. “I further ask that they write Prime Minister Stephen Harper, Bev Oda, minister of international co-operation, and Margaret Biggs, president of CIDA, expressing their disappointment and the critical need for funding to be restored," Johnson said from Winnipeg." What next, praying? Better off slipping slipping some bills into CPC coffers, if you really want to get back into the Boss's good books. Hefty "penances" work more wonders than innocent goodness, sister. Get with it. Now, back to work. The Boss works eight days a week, doncha know, not six and one for rest, like that wet he replaced. Now repeat after me: "Our Harper, who art in 24 Sussex..."